I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
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We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
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Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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