would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
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You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
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Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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