Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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