It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
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I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
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Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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