just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
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Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
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You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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