That's intense
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
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Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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