i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
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Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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