Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
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I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
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I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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