Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
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I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Those nachos came to me in a dream
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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