just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
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I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
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He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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