Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
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Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
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It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
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2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
pray to the hookup gods
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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