I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
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When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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