I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I just blew my weed a kiss
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He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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