I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
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His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
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All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
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