i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
you will always have a special place in my vag
And the cops told us we were all naked.
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I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
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I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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