Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
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suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
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I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I want to fling myself into the sun
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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