why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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