the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
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im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
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What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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