is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
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Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
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She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Randomize