You're so nebulous sometimes
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
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Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
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Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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