You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
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Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
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you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
He? As in you personified your dick?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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