Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
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If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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