god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
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I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
you had me at cake vodka
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
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most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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