Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
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DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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