You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
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You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
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Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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