Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
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I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
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You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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