Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
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New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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