What a fucking waste of an outfit
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
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I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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