never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
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Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Boobs are out for the taking
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
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Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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