Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
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1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
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is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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