So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
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Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
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I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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