Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
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I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
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Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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