thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
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Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
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And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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