On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
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Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
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Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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