I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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