barbara walters just said penis...
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
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I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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