Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
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...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
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I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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