I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Pants 0. Shit 1.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
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Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
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I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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