Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
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Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
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So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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