it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
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you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
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Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
The air taste purple.
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