Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
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If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
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Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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