Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
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In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
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I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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