Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
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Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
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GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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