u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
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You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
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I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
wow bdsm is so cute
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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