So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
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You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
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VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize