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can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
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What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Just pee around me
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
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