Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
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Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
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When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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