K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
the condom got lost in my hair
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize