we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
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This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
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Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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