First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
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I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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